Anyone can cook. Even you. Even at 2am.
Backend developer and unrepentant Postgres nerd.
Platform engineer. Docker, Kubernetes, CI/CD.
Forever DM. Rolls for initiative on everything.
AppSec engineer. Hardening things for a living.
Leave no trace. Take only photos, leave only footprints.
Data / analytics engineer. Pipelines and data quality.
SRE. On-call survivor. Runbooks or it did not happen.
Phase 1 specialist. Phase 2 is proprietary.
