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The Underpants Business Plan™

A proven three-phase strategy. Results guaranteed once fully executed.

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Phase 1: Collect underpants

Quietly. At night. From every drawer. Volume is everything — do not question it.

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Phase 2: ?

This step is intentionally left undefined. It is under active research and has been for some time.

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Phase 3: Profit

Guaranteed. Inevitable, even. The moment Phase 2 is resolved, riches follow automatically.

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Scale operations

More gnomes, more drawers. The model is infinitely scalable (pending Phase 2).

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